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Isaiah Colbert
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I write things and put them on the internet. Otaku of Kotaku, Reading Comprehension Devil, and wrestling mark. The bird app is actually @ShinEyeZehUhh. Oh ho, are you sending me a tip?

This is all stupid, but its also kind of funny/pathetic that this person whose name I did not know until about 2 minutes ago got more people to show up than trump does to any of his shit. Read more

Writers only dream of being to able to write a headline like this.  Read more

We gone get you through this, Richter!

I don’t know about this. I really doubt intimacy coordinators can really stop a bear from doing what it wants if it decides to go off script. Read more

say you didn’t read my “sausage” Link article without saying you did. Read more

Everyone who draws has literally done this for various mundane reasons. Who cares? Why do people care like this? Is David going to be okay? Read more

I mean ...they already were drawing lewd link junk pics waaay before this glitch so I doubt this will slow them down much  Read more

I’m sure there are already literally hundreds of fanart creators feverishly sketching away as I type this.... Read more

“It’s funny looking, but y’all do realize this is the torso moving down and clipping through the blue cloth creating the illusion of jiggle, right? Nintendo didn’t put in ball physics,” Sandberg wrote. Read more

like two large burlap sacks full of shock fruit Read more

So, on the chance it didn’t get thrown out with the trash, there’s someone in LA with an Emil mask Read more

The little gaps in cultural knowledge can be wild. I’m sure this guy has been interacting with American culture his whole life and, because he didn’t learn the cartoon appearance of a specific folklore creature, he didn’t realize the mask was of a leprechaun when the hat was a dead giveaway. Read more

Great story! But there is one thing that drew my attention... “Neir and Drakengard fans”? Read more

Yeah this just looks like a bad licensed game. Oh well! Read more